my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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