i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
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We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
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This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
COCAINE IS GR8
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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