I smell stomach acid.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
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I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
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3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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