the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
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Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
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I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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