Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
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Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
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I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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