so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
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He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
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He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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