there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
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Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
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I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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