I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
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while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
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You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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