We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
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There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
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gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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