Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
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this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
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Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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