I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
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Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
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AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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