elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
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Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
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I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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