u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
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Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
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I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
So much rum. So many feels.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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