every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
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BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
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Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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