so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
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You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
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I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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