I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
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WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
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And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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