Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
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why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
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Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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