so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
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And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
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Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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