she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
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Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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