entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
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I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
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I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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