No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
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A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
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Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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