I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
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Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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