I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Fuck appropriateness.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
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Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
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I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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