In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
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her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
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Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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