Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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