Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
It's never too late to be topless.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
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She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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