I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
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So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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