Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
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How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
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i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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