I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
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i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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