3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
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dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
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But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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