Pappa wants mamma naked
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
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it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
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