I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
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It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
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I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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