I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
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You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
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This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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