oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
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I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
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It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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