you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
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RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
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I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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