It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
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I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
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Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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