I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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