She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
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If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
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I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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