So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
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Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I am available for nakedness
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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