i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
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Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
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Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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