He had one of those small greek statue penises
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
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I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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