Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
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For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
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I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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