Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
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Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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