I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
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We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
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Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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