We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
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matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
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Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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