Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
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I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
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They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
His nipple licking is glorious
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