I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
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I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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