Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
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We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
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I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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