Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
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I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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