i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
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I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
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Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
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